Monday 29 September 2008

TEMPORARY
OUT OF ORDER

WILL BE COMMENCING SOON

THANK YOU

Tuesday 23 September 2008

Do you him?

Jeff Dunham (born 1960 in Dallas, Texas) is an American ventriloquist and stand-up comedian. A graduate from Baylor University, he has performed on numerous comedy shows, including Comedy Central Presents in 2003. His usual puppets include a woozle named Peanut; a bitter old man named Walter; José Jalapeño, a talking jalapeño pepper on a stick; Achmed the Dead Terrorist; and an unusual superhero named Melvin.

His first DVD, Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself, was released in April 2006. In this stand-up offering, Jeff opens his show playing straight-man to his usual crew and includes two other characters: Sweet Daddy D and Bubba J, in place of Achmed and Melvin. His comedy special "Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity" was available at Redbox stands on September 4, 2007,[1] and was released to buy on DVD September 18, 2007. A Christmas special was taped at the Pabst Theater in Milwaukee and will premiere on Comedy Central as Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special on Sunday, November 16, 2008 and be available on DVD and Blu-ray on Tuesday, November 18, 2008.[2]

Peanut

Peanut is a Woozle who has a tuft of green hair on his head, and only one shoe. Peanut was made in Salem, Virginia. Unlike most of Jeff Dunham's puppets, Peanut's eyes and eyebrows are immobile. This allows for a greater range of motion for his head, resembling that of Muppets. Peanut also has a rod attached to his left elbow, which Jeff operates to further the range of the puppet's movement. For comic moments, he usually waves his left arm over his head and through his hair shouting "Neeeooow!," referring to a joke going over someone's head. Peanut is the only puppet who makes comments about being one, saying things to Jeff like "We cannot talk at the same time!" and "...it's like you know!"

Peanut has appeared in all of Dunham's specials, usually as the second-to-last puppet, with the exception of his Comedy Central Presents special, where he was the second puppet

Walter

Walter
Walter

Walter is a retired and grumpy old man with arms always crossed in discontent. He has a brash, negative, and often sarcastic view on today's world. He is a Vietnam War veteran and a former welder, and "doesn't give a damn" about anyone, especially his own wife and certain audience members. Walter has been married for 48 years as of 2008. He often complains about his marriage and his wife. Jeff tries to defend Walter's wife by saying that marriage is supposed to last forever to which Walter adds, "Yeah, and this one is taking too damn long." Jeff continues to try to smooth things over by claiming that marriage is an institution. Walter then says, "So is Alcatraz." Once, Jeff asked Walter what he would want to come back as if he was reincarnated. Walter says, "I'd come back as my wife and leave me the hell alone!" Even with all the condescending remarks about his marriage and wife, Walter claims he still loves her even though he has said he never tells her. He says that she knows because he smiles a lot. When asked if he ever cheated on his wife, he quickly responds, "NO!" Then mumbles a regretful, "Damnit". He also makes sexual jokes. Walter has even asked Jeff how he knows that he pleases his wife sexually. Jeff answered, "Well, she calls me the hurricane". To which, Walter glared at him and said, "Oh! I get it. Exciting at first then it ends in disaster. I think she should call you FEMA." This confused Jeff and he asked Walter what FEMA meant. Walter quickly responded, "Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results." Walter frequently uses the term "dumbass" to describe everyone from government officials to terrorists. According to both Achmed and Melvin, Walter has terrible gas. Achmed even said, "Saddam's mustard gas was nothing compared to a Walter fart."

Walter has appeared in all of Dunham's specials, as the first puppet, except in his Comedy Central Presents special where he was the last puppet.

José Jalapeño on a Stick

José is a jalapeño pepper, whose movement is restricted to one single motion of the mouth which Jeff operates by using his thumb on the back of José's stick. Although hindered from doing much else, José makes up for his lack of mobility with his personality, his singing ability, and most of all, his stick. One of his main phrases is, "Would you like to see my stick?" He lives in a plain pine box, one of Jeff's original character storage trunks.

José has appeared in all of Dunham's specials, always as a foil for Peanut, who often has wild theories about how José got on the stick and makes fun of José.

Bubba J.

Bubba J. loves beer and NASCAR. The "J" is short for his last name Junior. Bubba is married, and is assumed to have at least one child. As outlandish as his characteristically redneck attitude is, Bubba's oddity is that the dummy can move just his left eye from center to left. Bubba was modeled after Mortimer Snerd, one of Edgar Bergen's dummies.

Bubba J. has only appeared in Arguing with Myself but will appear in Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special.

Sweet Daddy D

Sweet Daddy D is an African American "Player In a Management Position" (PIMP) who is referenced as Jeff's new manager. He hates NASCAR and loves women. Sweet Daddy has a signature move of lifting his lips and kisses his teeth. He also fears white people after he tells his African-American jokes, "Is there any other brother in the house? Yo dawg, RUN!"

In addition to his debut appearance in Arguing With Myself, Sweet Daddy can be seen in a room with two ladies during the show, making witty commentary to them and taking credit for writing some of Jeff's material.

Achmed, the Dead Terrorist

Achmed, the Dead Terrorist is a skeleton suicide bomber, with a beard and a white turban. He is used by Dunham to perform comedy based on the contemporary issue of terrorism. He is known for yelling "Silence! I kill you!"[3] at anyone in the audience who dares laugh at him, as well as "Holy crap!," and "You racistYouTube has received well over 60 million views, as of August 2008 and is one of the most watched videos on the entire site. Achmed has expressed a distaste for Chinese cuisine and Lucky Charms cereal explaining that the foods "go right through [him]!" Despite the jokes Achmed tells, he claims he isn't Muslim because 'Made in China' is written on his ass. His cause of death is uncertain. In "Spark of Insanity" he said he had a "premature detonation," but also claims that he was refueling his car and he answered his cell phone, while in the song "Jingle Bombs" he said he was "shot in the ass by the U. S. Military" while a bomb was strapped to his back. bastard!". Achmed has become a fan favorite as evidenced by the fact that his video on

Achmed made his debut in Spark of Insanity and will appear again in Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special.

Melvin, the Superhero Guy

Melvin, the Superhero Guy has only two real powers, flight and X-ray vision, although he can't see through silicone, and can only fly as far as Jeff can throw him. He claims his wife has superpowers, by "becoming evil" once a month and that he cannot defeat her. He said he once dated Catwoman, but had to end it because she gave him something he "had to take medicine to get rid of, and boy does it itch!" His (Bat signal like) beacon is a nose, and his arch enemy is Pinocchio. He got his suit from eBay (He says that he defeated the highest bidder). The significant feature of the suit is a yellow "D" on his chest. Melvin claims that the "D" stands for his theme song, which was at first "Di-di-di!", but then became "Da-dada-da!!" Walter however claims that the "D" stands for "Dumbass" and his theme song should be "Du-du-dumbass!"

Melvin first appeared with a very different face in Dunham's Comedy Central Presents special, but was refined with more detail in his face for the Spark of Insanity special.











my day today~

Hello people!


i know its been awhile again since ive made the last post.ntah ah.i duno what to tell you people plg cause everyday seems to be the same aja.huhu.basically im very bored at home.i am honestly missing you a lot.and i know i cant do anything bout it.huhu.that is the hardest part.anyway there's not much of story going in my life.everyday i wake up then open my laptop going surfing here and there watching tv aja.oh yes i watched friends dvd jua.mcm blk2 plg udh aku liat ah.hehe.from one season to another.


hmmm...what more to say ah?well yes today our allowance kuar udh.i am planning to go out with my bestfriends plg tu.kmi kn makan!!! hehe.well for me everytime elaun kuar i always go makan dulu! hehe.i sometimes spent almost over $30 for food tu in one day.hehe.for now i have nutin to buy plg.but i am craving to buy a new phone.the one dat i am currently using now kan 4 taun udh ku pkai ah.yth bulih udh ku bli kli ah?hehe.well the phone really served me well all this time.nanti insyallah masuk museum la tu.hehe.so mudahan aja kuar lagi sebulan la the elaun.so i can buy k?hehe.betahan lapar la ku ni nanti.

now nda lgi lama kn the end of september.time does go fast nowadays.nda kerasahan bh.well kn ujung bulan meaning assignment pun nda gi lma kn due la tu.huhu.we have two assignment iaitu marketing and LNc.Lnc atu simple la skit.marketing la yg ku pikirkn bnr kn mendesign poster ah.kn blajar pkai adobe plg ku ni.huhu.nda tau la arh sapa ni.

another thing coming soon will be......yes the HaRi Raya!.well i duno la ah wat to feel for the upcoming raya ani.i am happy dat our family will be together and also the great thing is the food!.hehe.i miss mkn makanan hari raya d kg ku.hehe.well kg ku d temburong plg tu fyi.balah babah ku.hehe.makanan memang no doubt is the best here in temb! and the chef my nini sendiri.the food are such as ayam lulun(ayam masak dlm buluh),nasi pulut(mcm lemang),ikan lulun(dlm buluh) wah! sasiapun! and many more la yg home made aja.hehe.nah byk th plg crita ku nah.aku atu kn skit aja tdi.hehe.hari raya ani pun siok mengaga org la.this year aku kn mau beraya bnr2 th ni.cause last year aku miss byk psl attachment ah.huhu.i was in deed made a lot of sacrifices.huhu.


apa lagi ah?hehe.wah makin siok tia jua becrita ah.hehe.again i am missing you a lot.its been a week kli udh.huhu.i cnt stop thinking bout you.huhu.wish i can do sumtin bout it.nvm bout dat.apa gi ah?hmmm...batt camera ku lgi abis udh.yth pyh ku kn ambil gambar ah.huhu.liat la kn bli jua ku.nda jua siok nda gambar2 atu.hehe.


bh bh dats all aja kli dulu.i will update again soon la.maybe tomorrow will be a gud day for me.huhu.selamat berpuasa people! tk! i am missing my friends a lot! cnt wait to c u all!


i am missing you a lot..huhu..hugs



"Another Day Another Chapter"


.:KHAI73:.

Saturday 20 September 2008

Look Mama i'm Flying!


dedication to Mr Jazreen bin Untong

This post is especially made for Jazreen bin Untong.these are some of the pictures of him.

















i miss you

Here are a few reasons why....

1. You will always smell good even if its just shampoo

2. The way your head always find the right spot on my shoulder

3. How cute you look when you sleep

4. The ease in which you fit into my arms

5. The way you kiss me and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

6. How cute you are when you eat

7. The way you take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while

8. Because you are always warm even when its minus 30 outside

9. The way you look good no matter what you wear

10. The way you fish for compliments even though you know that you think your the most beautiful thing on this earth

11. How cute you are when you argue

12. The way your hand always finds mine

13. The way you smile

14. The way you feel when you see a miss call or a message on the phone after you just had a big fight

15. The way you says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an hour later....

16. The way you kiss when you do something nice for them

17. The way you kiss me when you say 'I love you'

18. Actually ... just the way you kiss me...

19. The way you fall into my arms when you cry

20. Then the way you apologize for crying over something that silly

21. The way you hit you and expect it to hurt

22. Then the way you apologize when it does hurt. (even though i don't admit it)!

23. The way you say 'I miss you'

24. The way you miss me

25. The way your tears make me want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt you anymore.....
Because once in my life, whatever you are to the world you become everything to me. When i look you in the eyes, traveling to the depths of your souls and i say a million things without trace of a sound, i know that my own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of your very heart.
i love you for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.
A feeling.Only felt.



"Another Day Another Chapter"


[KHAI73]

huhu




i miss you so much

Friday 19 September 2008

Let it burn...

I don't understand why
See it's burning me to hold onto this
I know this is something I gotta do
But that don't mean I want to
What I'm trying to say is that I-love-you I just
I feel like this is coming to an end
And it's better for me to let it go now than hold on and hurt you
I gotta let it burn


It's gonna burn for me to say this
But it's comin from my heart
It's been a long time coming
But we done been fell apart
Really wanna work this out
But I don't think you're gonna change
I do but you don't
Think it's best we go our separate ways
Tell me why I should stay in this relationship
When I'm hurting baby, I ain't happy baby
Plus there's so many other things I gotta deal with
I think that you should let it burn


When your feeling ain't the same and your body don't want to

But you know gotta let it go cuz the party ain't jumpin' like it used to
Even though this might ruin you
Let it burn
Let it burn
Gotta let it burn

Deep down you know it's best for yourself but you
Hate the thought of her being with someone else
But you know that it's over
We know that it's through
Let it burn
Let it burn
Gotta let it burn


Sendin' pages I ain't supposed to
Got somebody here but I want you
Cause the feelin ain't the same by myself
Callin' her your name
Ladies tell me do you understand?
Now all my fellas do you feel my pain?
It's the way I feel
I know I made a mistake
Now it's too late
I know she ain't comin back
What I gotta do now
To get my shorty back
Ooo ooo ooo ooooh
Man I don't know what I'm gonna do
Without my booo
You've been gone for too long
It's been fifty-leven days, um-teen hours
Imma be burnin' till you return


I'm twisted cuz one side of me is tellin' me that I need to move on
On the other side I wanna break down and cry





My boring day

Assalamualaikum ladies and gents...



well there is not much of going on in my life for these past few days.i can say that i am really so damn bored right now.huhu.stay at home quite a lot and just doing online.just another typical day at home.Well last night i went to Adul's crib cause we had our meeting for the band.we had discussions about something that is important and sadly to say it was different when Fadli was not around.huhu.i can say that he is actually the leader of us all.


well craps here and there.hmmmm..what else?hmm...been watching a lotof youtube nowadays.its really fun i can say.hehe.i normally watched about football that is.wat else..hmmm..oh yes i'm a bit sick actually.been sneezing a lot.huhu.well i guess perhaps that's all. i don't know what to say any further more.i am recovering from something as well that is yet so painful to me.i have to swallow all of these and the environment kept on tearing down on me.huhu.ok den happy fasting!



"Another Day Another Chapter"
[KHAI73]

Thursday 18 September 2008

*sigh*

I'M OFFICIALLY BORED!!!!

Wednesday 17 September 2008

Tuesday 16 September 2008

The last day...huhu

Beunjur munsayur!



it was Tuesday and in deed it was the last day for school.huhu.well the start of the day i went to school a bit late around 10am because they were some of the students doing their presentations so we start our class quite late.the last class was for the LnC subject and both classes of 0708 were combined together.no wonder we were combined because miss was giving us the assignment.huhu.yes people yet another assignment.so its going to pile up with the upcoming
Hari Raya.huhu.No fun part for that one.so anyway we stayed at e4 aja.after the explanation of the assignment then the class was over about around 2omins or so.Sir Azmi went into the class and said there will be a briefing about something.after that we are shoke hands with miss Rozi and said our greetings to her.wanting forgiveness and all.it was a sad moment indeed.these are some of the pictures taken during the class.



Amar menulis dgn telitinya entah apa ka tu d tulisnya..

Neesa penuh concentrasi hehe

our miss Rozi

the bad boys Alik n Amar hehe

Cendol King@Amir

"Minta maaf ku miss nda ku gauk lagi"hehe..c alik tu

masih sesi salam menyalam hehe

c adul dgn muka nya

the ladies minta maaf


then shortly after that we all went to the training restaurant.ckp melayu saja kli ah?hehe.rupanya2 ada briefing psl sports day for MTSSR.n our Dept will be the host.yth mencari org kn d select for the events and all.hehe.it was fun la.all the students of the dept gathered around in the restaurant.it was headed by Sir Azmi n he explained bout the upcoming event atu.the event ada mcm2 la.the larian 100m,200m,4000,800m n many more la.ada jua tug of war,shoot put,long jump and many more jua.hehe.skali kn aku join 100m ah.hehe.mcm nda picaya plg tu.hehe.aku lgi dgn parut ku ah.haha.well nya sir nanti ada practice la lgi tu.well alum cuba alum tau kn?ehe.


the event ani can be said as our last contribution la to our dept.mna la tau kmi manang kn?hehe.yth kn jdi kenangan kmi ni nanti.eh eh ada lgi tu yg kna select jdi cheer leader ah.i tink headed by fylah kli.shud be fun tu eh.pkai bju cheer leader la! hehe cute tu eh.so d dlm discuss2 n riuh2 atu i managed to take some photos la jua.ehe.untuk kenangan bh.



Fadzalik Mohd dgn gaya tersendiri

Wafi,mimi and amir

on the way ke restaurant



zati yumni dgn blakang c qilah


Ina,Fizah,Amy and faiz

the three ladies Neesa,Rina and AMal

the Jrs and Alik

Pose everyone..hehe

the happy soon graduates..Amin


the Jrs


the ZeroEight's + Amar selalu interframe

the ladies

Sir Azmi explaining

senyuman c fendi

farish razali

c Amar membagi telinga arh c Zati Yumni

Zati Yumni of ZeroEight's

my best buds Amar Jaz n Khai

the Jrs



well dats all for now people.all i can say is happy holidays!!! enjoy all you can but dun forget krja2 atu.hehe.Selamat Berpuasa and soon Hari Raya! i will update some more soon.i love you all!!! and gona miss you all too!! chiaw!




"Another Day Another Chapter"


[KHAI73]